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fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

I’m just doing this so one day my kids will be like “oh it’s something I found on tumblr” and then I’ll be like “I remember when I went on tumblr” and they will ask me to log on and they will want to see my posts and just see this crate of shaking pears and then they will really get to know the past me.  Also Hi future kids and future me.

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

I’m just doing this so one day my kids will be like “oh it’s something I found on tumblr” and then I’ll be like “I remember when I went on tumblr” and they will ask me to log on and they will want to see my posts and just see this crate of shaking pears and then they will really get to know the past me.  Also Hi future kids and future me.

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ethereal-ineffability:

charmandercheesecake:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

satansgayson:

2spookysweatermeulin:

chibicrydoll:

cheezetits:

willsuckss:

SHIT I’M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL

i go to school in america and i can tell u that this is 120% accurate if we dont do this we get sent to freedom jail for not being free enough

In my school, we have to bring our pet eagles to school and whenever we don’t we get a 1 hour detention.

YOU AREN’T WEARING RED WHITE AND BLUE YOU’RE BREAKING DRESS CODE

WOW! You guys are allowed to talk in the international english, i feel so rebelious OH SHIT A TEACHER *cough* Obama gun fried chicken california cowboy kentucky george washington freedom tea boston flag

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME
no sir, your mom is unconstitutional

we literally have to pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all every morning

The sad thing is the last part isn’t part of the joke

It’s a dang infiltrator, look he doesn’t even know which way to put the bayonet on.  

ethereal-ineffability:

charmandercheesecake:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

satansgayson:

2spookysweatermeulin:

chibicrydoll:

cheezetits:

willsuckss:

SHIT I’M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL

i go to school in america and i can tell u that this is 120% accurate if we dont do this we get sent to freedom jail for not being free enough

In my school, we have to bring our pet eagles to school and whenever we don’t we get a 1 hour detention.

YOU AREN’T WEARING RED WHITE AND BLUE YOU’RE BREAKING DRESS CODE

WOW! You guys are allowed to talk in the international english, i feel so rebelious OH SHIT A TEACHER *cough* Obama gun fried chicken california cowboy kentucky george washington freedom tea boston flag

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME

no sir, your mom is unconstitutional

we literally have to pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all every morning

The sad thing is the last part isn’t part of the joke

It’s a dang infiltrator, look he doesn’t even know which way to put the bayonet on.  

Whaaa

So yeah I was watching youtube and then my computer crashed and I logged back on the the friKIN FORMAT CHANGED

YOU CAN’T DO THAT YOUTUBE

THATS NOT HOW LIFE WORKS

then I calmed down and was like “oh, so that was kind of cool.”